... but, really, I think you deserve occasionally to hear some of the better student paper bloomers from my university job. I will protect the innocent (read: egregiously guilty) by not revealing whether they are from students in my class or others (namely, my office mate's and my next-door office mate's), and of course not revealing names (though public shame might improve copy-editing, don't you think?). This week's winners are the following:
[In reference to the Declaration of Independence]: "The King of England was making a nuisance of himself on American soil."
"Marijuana is being exposed to more children everyday." (My only question here is, "Do Marijuana's parents know of the danger of child exposure??")